911 Emergency dispatch.
Please calmly state the nature of your Emergency!
Yea.. my name is George and I accidentally shot my buddy Dave while cleaning my rifle. What should I do?
Is Dave alert or even breathing?
I don't think so. I think Dave is dead. What do I do?
Sir.. We first need to be certain that Dave is actually dead!
Ok.. Now what?
weakmagneto wrote:I started this thread to share a joke. Feel free to add to this thread. I'm feeling kinda sick tonight so a little laughter often cheers me up and helps me to get better. :)
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: "Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you see." Watson replied: "I see millions and millions of stars." Holmes said: "And what do you deduce from that?" Watson replied: "Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it’s quite likely there are some planets like Earth out there. And if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life." And Holmes said: "Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent."
He is perhaps best known for the philosophical statement "Cogito ergo sum" (French: Je pense, donc je suis; English: I think, therefore I am), found in part IV of Discourse on the Method (1637 – written in French but with inclusion of "Cogito ergo sum") and §7 of part I of Principles of Philosophy (1644 – written in Latin).
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