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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Postby Braininvat on April 5th, 2017, 8:38 pm 

There were two men playing golf. One of them was about to take his swing, when a funeral procession appeared on the road next to the course. He stopped mid-swing, took off his cap, closed his eyes, and bowed his head in contemplation.

His opponent commented, "That must be the most touching thing I've ever seen. You are a very sensitive man."

The man replied, "Yes, well, we were married for 45 years."
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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Postby hyksos on April 12th, 2017, 3:37 pm 

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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Postby Braininvat on April 12th, 2017, 5:21 pm 

ROFLMAO!

There are times when I have to think Progressive politics has gone completely nuts. This is one of them.
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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Postby Dave_Oblad on April 13th, 2017, 6:14 pm 

Hi Everyone,

Here is this Months personal selection from Facebook that got a laugh out of me. No particular Theme this time:

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Hope everyone is having a great April.. see you all next Month.

Best wishes,
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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Postby Braininvat on April 13th, 2017, 7:08 pm 

Ha! One time I was throwing out some old utility stubs and my wife was saying, shouldn't you shred those? And I said, the only personal info they are going to get is the info that allows them to pay our bills, so why would I be worried about that? I can see the headline now: World's Worst Identity Thief Pays Local Man's Gas Bills and Learns His Average BTUs per Day.
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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Postby doogles on April 25th, 2017, 4:08 am 

I like that last one Biv. I can identify with that situation many times over.

This is yet another one about the importance of sporting activity to we human males. True tho????????


A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office.

The man said to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in one heck of a

hurry. I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting

for us to go play golf, so forget about the anaesthetic, I don't

have time for the gums to get numb. I just want you to pull the

tooth, and be done with it! We have a 10:00am tee time at

the best golf course in town and it's 9:30 already...I don't

have time to wait for the anaesthetic to work!”



The dentist thought to himself, "Well, well, at last a golfer with

real balls!!"



So the dentist asks him, "Which tooth is it sir?"



The man turned to his wife and said, "Open your mouth, honey, and show
the dentist.”
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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Postby NoShips on April 25th, 2017, 5:31 am 

Hmm, reminds me of the Glaswegian couple watching TV on a freezing January night. Hubbie stands up and says, "Put your coat on, woman. I'm going down the pub."

Wife cries out, "Oh darling! You're taking me with you?"

Hubbie scowls, "Hell no! I'm turning off the central heating."
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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Postby doogles on April 29th, 2017, 9:39 pm 

This could have gone round before but it's worth a rerun.

TEN (10) THINGS I KNOW ABOUT YOU

1) You are reading this.

2) You are human.

3) You can't say the letter ''P'' without separating your lips.

4) You just attempted to say the letter “P” without separating your lips.

6) You are laughing at yourself.

7) You have a smile on your face and you skipped No. 5.

8) You just checked to see if there is a No. 5.

9) You laugh at this because you are a fun loving person, and everyone does it, too.

10) You are probably going to send this to see who else falls for it.

You have received this e-mail because I didn't want to be alone in the idiot category.

Have a great day. Laugh, and then laugh some more, and sing “It's a Beautiful Morning,” even if it isn’t.

"Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many."
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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Postby Dave_Oblad on May 6th, 2017, 6:39 am 

Hi Everyone,

Good one Doogles..

Well, it's May and here is this months humor selection gleaned from Facebook:

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Have a great May and catch you all next month..

Best wishes,
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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Postby NoShips on May 9th, 2017, 10:34 pm 

For the nerds ...

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And for those unsung heroes trying to lose a few pounds ...
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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Postby Braininvat on May 24th, 2017, 1:27 pm 

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Look at Francis. Says it all right there.
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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Postby toucana on May 25th, 2017, 6:44 pm 

why did this just come to mind ?
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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Postby Braininvat on May 25th, 2017, 6:48 pm 

Love it!
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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Postby Dave_Oblad on June 6th, 2017, 7:56 am 

Hi All,

Can you believe it's June already? Anyway, more humor gleaned from Facebook as always. This months Theme is: "Why the Human race is Doomed."

StreetLampChange.jpg

UmbrellaExpert.jpg

TrampolineFun.jpg

How_Convienient.jpg
Would you buy a car without driving it first?

Hope you enjoyed.. until next month.. be safe.

Best wishes,
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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Postby Braininvat on June 7th, 2017, 2:40 pm 

Those are so funny, Dave, especially the rooftop one, that I forgot what I was going to post here.

Ok, I remember...here it is:

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/jun/07/vladimir-putin-i-dont-have-bad-days-because-im-not-a-woman
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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Postby Braininvat on June 15th, 2017, 9:15 pm 

http://www.theonion.com/article/archaeologists-discover-fully-intact-17th-century--56255

Sometimes the humor magazines give you more accurate reporting than anywhere else does.
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